What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:26
“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]
“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”
“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”
What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?
“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]
I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:
“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]
Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?
“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]
“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”
Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”
“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”
“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”
Which unexpected celebrity has done a bold or revealing photoshoot?
-mwahh